Useful information

So, who got the latest Guiness Book of Records?  More to the point, who’s prepared to own up to it?  For years, it seemed to be standard issue that someone, somewhere, would be understanding of small boys’ needs for Facts, and make sure that the latest collection of Useful Information was dispatched.  Henceforth, and, indeed, forthwith.

We happened to see a current Guiness Book of Records earlier in the year.  Dan quickly checked key info – world’s oldest man, world’s tallest man etc.  It’s rather more glossy now, and probably all highly weblinked, which partly defeats the point, in a way.  In pre-internet times, that was why you needed the book, with all key info in one place, to be able to ensure that the world was still spinning as before, with the correct number of baked beans in a bathtub, and so on.

So, I didn’t receive the book, though my brother did, and I peeked over at it from time to time.  I did however gain a love of facts, particularly offbeat ones which can be brought out as conversational morsels when the need arises.  Which is more often than you think – particularly if you are in the company of others who also like facts.

Imagine therefore my happiness in discovering a new fact, courtesy of the Economist, in a book review.  The book was all about hedgehogs, and I discovered that not only does North America not have any native hedgehogs (ie all imports), but also that hedgehogs have species-specific fleas.  How mindboggling is that?

Sadly, I don’t think these elements are incorporated into Trivial Pursuits (favoured category brown (literature), general preference to avoid all questions on sport), but the flea one should definitely be incorporated into a family version.  Small boys everywhere will be in agreement on the importance of knowing about fleas (if not, hopefully, being too closely acquainted with them).

This just leaves me time to pass on my favourite piece of information of this kind: that Sweden imports dust for use in scientific experiments.  (I think it has something to do with not weighing things in a vacuum, so you add dust to an experiment so that it simulates normal conditions, or something like that.)  Yes, I knew you’d thank me for that one.

I leave it to Robert Louis Stevenson to add his stamp of approval to the value of facts:

“The world is so full of a number of things// I’m sure we should all be as happy as kings.”

 

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